.5oz Armageddon Brisket Beef Jerky

When the heat kicks in it is like no other hot jerky I’ve ever tried b4 to

My buddy and i had one girthy piece of armageddon each when we were out fishing and it made us want to start drinking the pond water, first two minutes were fine then it sunk in and we started rethinking our decisions, i genuinely had no idea it would be that strong, immediately snot running down my face and i started crying, my buddy had a piece that was COATED and his body started turning red, hottest jerky or food for that matter that ive ever ate

The matco guy offered up some beef Jerky. Never again!! I didnt know your face could turn that many shades of red. The pain I felt in less than 30 seconds after ingestion was that of being thrown into a cremation oven while still alive. I would rather hear the soothing sound of Brrrrrrrt from an A10 warhog as I take my final breath. It was in less than 5 seconds after consuming this red powder covered chunk of meat that I knew I had fucked up. In this moment I had traveled back in time and attempted to slay a dragon in which its fiery breath consumed my being and sucked my very life source away from me. As I slowly entered into the third dimension and saw my very soul leaving my body I could only start praying to every God of every religion to relieve me of the pain I have suffered. As I came back to reality my gut might as well been cut in two by the cold steel from Texas chainsaw massacres chainsaw. I wish this pain on no one. Why they created such a horrific food and called this edible I question the full responsibilities of the FDA in how they could release such terrifying food if they dare call it that.

It is very flavorful and if you can handle the heat I highly recommend. Thank you for the read 🤣

Amazing jerky not for the faint of heart lol 😆

Best hot beef jerky out there! Coworker offered me some and I just HAD TO GET MORE!! If I could give more stars I would. Flavor is incredible, heat is mild for the name. Don't let the name scare you! 10/5 stars!